That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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