i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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