Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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