so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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