I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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