Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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