I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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