I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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