the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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