8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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