Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.