I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
It's never too late to be topless.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night