Where is the hickey?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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