I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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