Little spoons don't ask big questions
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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