i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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