batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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