Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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