We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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