So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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