I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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