Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Im just a social blackout drinker.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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