I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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