He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
A bitchslap is in order.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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