i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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