so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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