my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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