fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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