3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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