Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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