If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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