How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
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Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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