Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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