There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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