You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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