like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
The struggles of a small town man whore
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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