North Korea, Best Korea!
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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