I just cut my nipple shaving
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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