Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
only you would photoshop your dick
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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