Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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