i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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