Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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