Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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