Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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