i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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