it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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