Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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