I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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