haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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