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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
time to smoke my breakfast
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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