Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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