Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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