No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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