last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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