Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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